Sometimes I wish you were smarter, 
to realize how dumb you are.
          - Louis (Danny DeVito) to Tony (Tony Danza) in the sitcom "Taxi"



You can fool some of the people all of the time, 
and all of the people some of the time,
and that's good enough!



Des chercheurs qui cherchent, on en trouve; 
Des chercheurs qui trouvent, on en cherche.
                      - Charles De Gaulle



There is no politics quite as vicious as academic politics,
because there is so little at stake.
                      - ??? (Attr. to Henry Kissinger)



You can't drive a knife into a man's back nine inches, 
pull it out six inches, and call it progress.
			- Malcolm X



A picture is worth a thousand words.
                      - ??? (Attr. to Fred R. Barnard)              
And an equation is worth a thousand pictures.



If you ain't enough without it, 
you will never be enough with it.
                      - John Candy in "Cool Runnings"



It is not that I question Creation,
it is just that I am not sure as to Who created Whom.



If love can take you far,
revenge can take you further.



In the battle between Good and Evil, 
how can you tell who is God and who is Devil.



Vanity is to Man, 
what nitro-fuel is to an IC-engine.



To be or not to be, that is the question.
                      - William Shakespeare
To be or not to be, that is the answer to the question.



Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
                    - Ecclesiastes 1:2
Is vanity in vain, that is the question.

                    

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